Wifawesome

	I stumbled across something I found terribly hilarious this evening on Urban Dictionary. It defines the exact type of woman my husband was looking for in his 9 year search for the "perfect wife." The type of woman he was looking for can be defined in one simple word- wifawesome. What? Never hear the word before?    Well, according to urbandictionary.com  wifawesome is defined as "Someone who is a little Miss Susie Homemaker, who is awesomely funny and good-looking, and would make an awesome wife, but is not yet one. Wifawesomes tend to enjoy baking cookies, taking care of others, cooking, cleaning, and arranging fresh flowers. They love children and animals and always have painted toenails. Most people feel extremely comfortable around a wifawesome because they have warm, welcoming personalities. They enjoy sex (but are not slutty) and tend to make men melt, yet remain single. Wifawesomes are smart and resourceful. It is a common physical trait for a wifawesome to have dimples and a sparkling smile."  FYI- Miss Susie Homemaker=Molly Mormon As I read this definition to my husband, he laughed aloud- agreeing completely with my analysis. So tell me, are you searching for a wifawesome or were you one? ;)